Wisdom in chains

[emmazunz]

So sometimes I'm all like *OMG I'M STILL 16* but then I realize that my mind, although fucked up as all hell breaking loose, doesn't actually work like a teenager's anymore. Which is good because I'm 24. And all is well!

Example:



Honey, no. This is ill-advised. Danzig is 56. You probs don't want to marry that. Also!also! Clearly you haven't seen the infamous interview with someone (Eric Blair?) that goes something like:

Eric Blair: Are you married? Divorced?
Danzig: No, I'm not an idiot.
Lots of hearts around the world: **BREAKING**

Also just! So awkward! I used to write stuff that awkward back in the day (lololol a link.) Thankfully no longer!

OH GOD ALSO HER NEXT POST HAS A PICTURE OF THE MICHALE GRAVES MISFITS AND SHE THINKS DOYLE IS DANZIG. How can you fuck that up?!!!!!!




So that this entry isn't pointless and weird, let's talk about the fact that I made a regrettable phone call last night, which will make me feel bad for quite some time. Or that I voluntarily got out of bed at 7:15 today. WHUTTHAFUCK